The worst thing marketing ever did was convince millions to pay money for something that they'd always gotten free. So, on behalf of marketing, we'd like to apologize for bottled water. Our bad. No, really, Stop using those bottles. Drink from a cup already

The worst part about being a robot would be having a really shiny metallic face, because everybody could see if you were looking at the Internet instead of doing your work.

When you go to a dinner party, always take a bottle of wine. That way if the party's boring, you'll have something to sit in your car and do.

Never trust someone who doesn't move their hands when they talk. Or when they type.

I'm a lot more productive at work if I take an afternoon nap at my desk. I'm ready to face the day refreshed, as soon as I put all my clothes back on.

Your products love you. They don't want anybody else to have them. That's why they never sell themselves.

Thinking out loud. Starts with collaboration; asking you questions that drive business insight and marketing ideas in brand new directions, create innovative solutions for your business. We use these marketing ideas to hit your target audience in the heart, the jugular, the brain, or anywhere else that will make them sit up straight, spit out their coffee and take notice.
It's thinking. It's loud. And it works.

If your Ad Agency doesn't understand what you do, fire them! They should be able to run with it. Whatever IT is?

Some people look at what is marketing and ask "why?" I look at what could be marketing and ask "uhhh, What were we talking about?".

Marketing is completely unnecessary. So is making money. Or staying in business, I guess.

Most marketing doesn't sell anything. But everything that's sold was marketed. So anything that sells marketing, markets every sale. OK, I think I'm getting a little confused on that last part.