Marketing is completely unnecessary. So is making money. Or staying in business, I guess.

Your products love you. They don't want anybody else to have them. That's why they never sell themselves.

Some people look at what is and ask "why?" I look at what could be and ask "What were we talking about again?"

I'm a lot more productive at work if I take an afternoon nap at my desk. I'm ready to face the day again, as soon as I put all my clothes back on.

Most marketing doesn't sell anything. But everything that's sold was marketed. So anything that sells marketing, markets every sales. OK, I think I'm getting a little confused on that last part.

When you go to a dinner party, always take a bottle of wine. That way if the party's boring, you'll have something to sit in your car and do.

The worst thing marketing ever did was convince millions to pay money for something that they'd always gotten free. So, on behalf of marketing, we'd like to apologize for bottled water. Our bad.

Thinking out loud. It starts with collaboration; asking the hard questions that push ideas in new directions, and create innovative solutions. Then it's using these ideas to hit the customer in the heart, the jugular, the brain, or anywhere else that will make them sit up, spit out their coffee and take notice.
It's thinking. It's loud. And it works.

If you spend your whole life eating well, exercising, and taking care of yourself, you increase your chances of dying in a horrible accident.